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Red dirt cowboy Redneck band Beavering is looking fer dancers n stuff

hey y’all, I am In betWeen turnIn the brIsket and grabbIn another beer, so I wIll be to the poInt

BeaverIng the band dId not lIke beIng shut down
We couldn’t afford the pool and lawn guys
We let ourselves go, had huge partIes
We sold the tour bus (tempo’ed)
We sold the beaver hunt ranch recordIn studIo (foreclosed)
We sold beaver hunt brand tequIla (drank It all)
now We may need to get the hell outta austIn
and try to get another record deal
In nashvIlle, that other musIcal hellhole
full wannabes, know-It-alls, and tWerps

just follow me and I’ll set you free

but We are too old to be pretendIn We are all that and Dylan 2021
It aInt flyIn, nobody gIves a crap
Its all gotten so dang fake and scrIpted
We wrIte our own revIews In 3rd person
We pay women to pretend to be wIth us
flash money around
hell even my dog Is fake (rental)
tryIn to go from a nobody to a somebody
aInt cheap, and you gotta act better than everyone, and be uppIty.

We even got squIrrelly wIth each other and had a few dIcey IncIdents
and lIke def leopard, our drummer lost an arm
drummers, bass players, and women need to know theIr place In thIs world
and just sIt there and keep theIr bIg rappers shut.

We got one shot at becomIng the darlIngs of austIn agaIn
and If We blow It, all of y’all can go f— yourselves

rusty@Beaverhunt

QR Code LInk to ThIs Post hey y’all, I am In betWeen turnIn the brIsket and grabbIn another beer, so I wIll be to the poInt BeaverIng the band dId not lIke beIng shut down We couldn’t afford the pool and lawn guys We let ourselves go, had huge partIes We sold the tour bus…

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